1. ignite-mylove-ignite:



    Ready for April fools day
    Gonna take it to school and eat it

    I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

    fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

    (via blackauras)


  2. seawitchintraining:

    Seriously like two days ago Cee-Lo Green admitted to drugging and raping a woman in 2012. He deleted his twitter account because hes admitted hes guilty and that he doesnt think raping that woman was wrong bc he drugged her first WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

    (via blackauras)


  3. proctalgia:

    when u try to tell ur friends a pun


    (via dontyoumeanthewedges)

  5. theamazingindi:

    this picture is an uncomfortable reminder link’s entire face could probably fit inside marios mouth

    (Source: zonagamersmwx, via dontyoumeanthewedges)


  6. 4thofjulys:

    "american’s are so thirsty" well we have free refills so

    (Source: literallyrad, via blackauras)

  7. slimydad:



    how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

    (Source: eviljovan, via dontyoumeanthewedges)

  8. (Source: kyousaya, via blackauras)

  9. weloveshortvideos:

    Vine by DcNally

    (via kzzzelp)

  10. supamuthafuckinvillain:



    Emmanuel Hudson distributing life


    This ruined me.

    (via blackauras)